it was a simpler place in time

Names, places, and heads of religion have been changed to protect them from

someone posting about it 2 years later.....

Maya

you aint nuttin but a hoochie mama

22:48Boss Coffee

this hoochie mama got more men droppin dimes

on it

22:48Maya

hahahahahahaha

hows it goin

22:49Boss Coffee

good

officially army now

22:50Maya

YAY

you making monies

22:51Boss Coffee

not till end of march

22:51Maya

so are they ever shipping ur ass over to medieval rome to fight the giant hello kitty monsters in the name of the great USA

22:51Boss Coffee

makin negative moniies

22:52Maya

hahaha

22:52Boss Coffee

yeah, they gave me a godzilla suit and a rebel flag.

22:52Maya

hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22:52Boss Coffee

gonna reverse medieval Rome's negative population growth

1/3 of Medieval Rome's marriages are sexless. say whut.

22:52Maya

damn

i can see that...my research advisor is medieval Roman...and she left her husband to live with her cat

lol

22:53Boss Coffee

Hegesippus

?

22:54Maya

She is a chemist and her name is Dr.Marcus Aurelius.....shes fucking nuts

lol

22:54Boss Coffee

she cute?

22:54Maya

very

shes 40 though...but she looks 20

22:54Boss Coffee

on it

gonna "audit" her class........

22:54Maya

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/Sanzio_01.jpg

22:55Boss Coffee

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_of_Trent

22:55Maya

WTF ??? lol lmao

22:55Boss Coffee

this is sad: my medieval roman teacher thought i was so cool cuz i ate an apple with my hand, ya know

like all country boys do? medieval roman men most be lacking or some shit if thats cool

22:56Maya

hahaha

clearly

dr aurelius thought skittles where really fruit flavored ......she was disappointed

lol

22:56Boss Coffee

yo teacher got implants

22:56Maya

I think

lol

she acts like an renaissance fresco character its bizarre

22:59Boss Coffee

haha

haha

so here;s my penthouse story

...

23:00Maya

wha? lol

23:00Boss Coffee

over at one of my medieval roman teacher's apartment

i think I had just taken her out to see gladiatora munera

medieval romans love cowboy movies, and hate that bitch from the Punic Wars as much as I do

23:01Maya

hahaha

did u bang her

lol

23:02Boss Coffee

we may have even just gone to the Forum Romanum for margaritas and sexy dessert

So we're back at here palce

don;t ruin it Maya....

23:02Maya

hahahaha

23:02Boss Coffee

for some reason, we get to talking about porn

not crazy medieval roman fetish rape boarium plebian kind

23:02Maya

hahahah..the kind u watch

23:03Boss Coffee

so, she says she;s never seen visigoth porn before

asks me if i can bring some over

i'm shit my pants and cum on my Titus Flamininus boxers that my mom got me for my 22nd birthday

23:04Maya

hahahahaha

WTF

lol

23:04Boss Coffee

next thing I know, and I don;t know what I said or what mythical game I was exuding

but I was kissing on the philosopher's neck

23:05Maya

lol

then.....you woke up

lol

hahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahaha

23:05Boss Coffee

next thing I know, the fucking sun is rising, not to be comically interfused with puns about the land of Romulus

and we're still making out

23:05Maya

lol

Boss Coffee, u got to second with ur prof

lol

damn

23:06Boss Coffee

that up till dawn make out shit has only happened with her and my friend's 18 year old hot freshman ass sister

23:06Maya

lol

23:06Boss Coffee

she wouldn;t let me get my hands down her pants

she's classy