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Maya
you aint nuttin but a hoochie mama
22:48Boss Coffee
this hoochie mama got more men droppin dimes
on it
22:48Maya
hahahahahahaha
hows it goin
22:49Boss Coffee
good
officially army now
22:50Maya
YAY
you making monies
22:51Boss Coffee
not till end of march
22:51Maya
so are they ever shipping ur ass over to medieval rome to fight the giant hello kitty monsters in the name of the great USA
22:51Boss Coffee
makin negative moniies
22:52Maya
hahaha
22:52Boss Coffee
yeah, they gave me a godzilla suit and a rebel flag.
22:52Maya
hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:52Boss Coffee
gonna reverse medieval Rome's negative population growth
1/3 of Medieval Rome's marriages are sexless. say whut.
22:52Maya
damn
i can see that...my research advisor is medieval Roman...and she left her husband to live with her cat
lol
22:53Boss Coffee
Hegesippus
?
22:54Maya
She is a chemist and her name is Dr.Marcus Aurelius.....shes fucking nuts
lol
22:54Boss Coffee
she cute?
22:54Maya
very
shes 40 though...but she looks 20
22:54Boss Coffee
on it
gonna "audit" her class........
22:54Maya
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/Sanzio_01.jpg 22:55Boss Coffee
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_of_Trent
22:55Maya
WTF ??? lol lmao
22:55Boss Coffee
this is sad: my medieval roman teacher thought i was so cool cuz i ate an apple with my hand, ya know
like all country boys do? medieval roman men most be lacking or some shit if thats cool
22:56Maya
hahaha
clearly
dr aurelius thought skittles where really fruit flavored ......she was disappointed
lol
22:56Boss Coffee
yo teacher got implants
22:56Maya
I think
lol
she acts like an renaissance fresco character its bizarre
22:59Boss Coffee
haha
haha
so here;s my penthouse story
...
23:00Maya
wha? lol
23:00Boss Coffee
over at one of my medieval roman teacher's apartment
i think I had just taken her out to see gladiatora munera
medieval romans love cowboy movies, and hate that bitch from the Punic Wars as much as I do
23:01Maya
hahaha
did u bang her
lol
23:02Boss Coffee
we may have even just gone to the Forum Romanum for margaritas and sexy dessert
So we're back at here palce
don;t ruin it Maya....
23:02Maya
hahahaha
23:02Boss Coffee
for some reason, we get to talking about porn
not crazy medieval roman fetish rape boarium plebian kind
23:02Maya
hahahah..the kind u watch
23:03Boss Coffee
so, she says she;s never seen visigoth porn before
asks me if i can bring some over
i'm shit my pants and cum on my Titus Flamininus boxers that my mom got me for my 22nd birthday
23:04Maya
hahahahaha
WTF
lol
23:04Boss Coffee
next thing I know, and I don;t know what I said or what mythical game I was exuding
but I was kissing on the philosopher's neck
23:05Maya
lol
then.....you woke up
lol
hahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahah
23:05Boss Coffee
next thing I know, the fucking sun is rising, not to be comically interfused with puns about the land of Romulus
and we're still making out
23:05Maya
lol
Boss Coffee, u got to second with ur prof
lol
damn
23:06Boss Coffee
that up till dawn make out shit has only happened with her and my friend's 18 year old hot freshman ass sister
23:06Maya
lol
23:06Boss Coffee
she wouldn;t let me get my hands down her pants
she's classy
